Do it yourself!

Black Swan is a hot topic now, so I'm gonna do my own SWAN, too! xD It's environment friendly and not gonna waste a penny.

First of all, a can is needed. Mine is ice leman tea. So it gonna be a blue swan. Haha.

Cut off the top of the can with knife or anything you feel easy.

 

When you're done, cut off the crooked part.

Like this.

Then cut the body into strip-shaped. The whole body!

So it gonna becomes like this.

 

Ok, when I done all the cutting part, my hand became like this. Haha! But dont worry, it's not a bruise. I just pressed it too hard when I was using the scissors. It'll disappears after a few minutes.

Now, we need a PENCIL. Or anything columnar.

Curl the tip of the strips by pressing it on the pencil's body like I did in the picture.

So it gonna becomes like this. Curl ALL of the strips huh.

Now, take 3 or 4 strips and tie them together, it's the head of your swan. Depends how big the head you want lah. Basically 3 to 5 strips is enough.

Excuse my ugly brown rubber band. Of course you can tie it with a prettier rubber band or ribbon, anything can tie and you think it's nice.

Now, we are gonna do the... body/wings of the swan!

Start from the strips on the sides of swan's head. Overlap and cross the strips with another side ones.

The amount of strips depends on how big the wings you want. This is mine!

Tadahhhh!

Done!

Very easy, I done it within 30 minutes heh. xD

Ranting

Trust me, I love my mum. But I do hate her sometimes.

I really dont wanna blame or talk bad about her but she's really kinda unreasonable sometimes.

My mum is an typical dictator. Everything must goes under her rules. I dont really mind 'cause I seldom break the rules. I'm really an obedient daughter. Woots.

Exhibit A
There's one thing most of my friends think it's odd or feel surprised but it's actually what I've been doing ever since. Even though I'm 21, I still need to ask for her permission whenever I go out. Ok lah, at least must let her know where I'm going, with who and what time I'll be back. I cant just like tell her 'eh I'm going out for awhile.' then boosh, go out. No, no such thing happens. I'll seriously kena kao kao when I go home.

But I think it's fine. She's worried about me mahh. She's actually gives me a lot of freedom.

Exhibit B
Not too long ago, when I was still studying in pg. There's a very popular paragoge, "kut/kot". E.g: 'I think this is her bf kut', 'I think he's not coming already kut', 'This is not her book kut'. Yeyy you should know if you live/lived in pg. So I've been infected as well that time. I say "kut" when I say something I'm not sure about. My mum dislike it and she scolded me badly, I mean REALLY badly, to stop me using that word.

So she even meddles the way I talk.

Exhibit C
This is what just had happen about half an hour ago. My mum was talking with neighbor opposite my house, I was standing beside. Then another neighbor came, she's my childhood friend lah but we barely talk since I went high school so we actually got nothing to talk at all, it's like hi-bye friend already. She greeted me and I was like smile and nod my head. My mum ordered me to go and talk with her. Fine I go out and talk with her but the point is HOW TO TALK IF I GOT NOTHING TO TALK?! 

Ok the so the friend asked me what I'm doing now so I told her the truth lah I'm not doing anything. Then I saw my cat pass by, I bended down and catch it. I dont know for whatever reason, she scolded me after that.  Someone tell me what I've done. She asked me to get lost, she doesnt wanna see my face. Wth.

Okay, if you really dont wanna see my face, fine, send me to somewhere far away for whoever sake.

WHAT'S WRONG?! I got nothing to talk with her then what for you force me to talk?! I'm just so antisocial, you either just let me be or send me to somewhere you cant see me, I dont mind actually.

Pfffft.

You know I do love you. But...

 hmm...

Dear Muntatt,


Oi, it's been two months already hor, plus two days. I still havent go visit you, DL11. Ha, at least I know.


I tell you, last two days I went upr and I had a small conflict with your friend's friend when we're having supper. =/ Your friend is weird, your friend's friend also weird. 


Anyway, your friend texted me the next day said he doesnt 'like' me more than a friend as well. 


Erm.. o.0 Trust me, I know. I even know who's his gf and when they started. Owh wait, pfft, it sounds wrong. I know it 'cause that was the day you first time came all the way from pg to fetch me. And they were there as well what.


And that was exactly what I pissed off about. I've been treated like a nympho when in fact, I talk to your friend simply because he was a friend of yours. What I did to misled them I was flirting your friend?! Maybe I was being over friendly. -.- 


His friend shouldnt do that. That was rude and disrespectful. She shouldnt talk to me like I'm... that kind of girl (I dont know what kind). And I wasnt polite too after that. Guess I said something bad as well. =/ She was drunk anyway.


Come to think of it, I was stupid also, I shouldnt behave like a byatch at ... err mamak stall. Tsk. Disgraced myself.


Kinda paiseh to your friend also actually. Summore we're not closed at all and I scolded his friend like that. Whatever lah. 


Just take me like a weirdo, I dont care. 


I miss you. =)

Stop torturing/killing animals!

Ever since we can find loads of videos, pictures of people torture animals inhumanely especially from the internet. It always breaks my heart so much when I see those innocent souls been treated cruelly for no reason. Owh wait, there's sometimes a very simple reason, they've been tortured for human's joy.

Let's talk about cats and dogs, the majority victims.

I really got no idea why they have to torture such a cute and innocent animals. One thing for sure, they got mental problem. Normal human being will not torture and destroy a life like this.

  

List out some types of mental problems of torturing animals.

1.  Need some attentions.
2.  Want to be famous.
3.  Relieve pressure. (wtf. Go smoke lah, die faster.)
4.  They dont know what they are doing.
5.  For fun. (memang siao)
6.  Personal interest. (lagi siao)
7.  'Cause they are bored, got nothing better to do.


What esle har?


So if you read newspaper, or you have a fb account, you should know the news of a girl torturing cats, apologized about what she has done. She said she didnt know what she was doing. You dont know? You were killing cats only mah. You dont know? Nothing lah, you  stepped  put your foot on the kittens only and dont know why they died suddenly. You thought they are super kittens that they wont die. Gawd knows they'll die after that, hor? 

Ok lah, I'm not try to accuse her or what. At least she apologized, and receiving the punishments. Respect her courage to stand out and apologize. Unlike the one who torture poodle ones.

I actually didnt watch any videos of people torturing animals. Dare not to watch at all. I'll surely cry until dont know how to say. If I accidentally click on the pictures of it, I'll stun and keep stare at it, then start imagine how painful it is, what the people thinking when they are doing it, what the animals thinking when they are being torture. And then start to cry. -.-

There's once, my friend thought it was fun to show me the pictures of people slaughtering seal, ok la he didnt think it was fun, just wanna show me the pictures. He sent me the email without telling me what's inside. I clicked in and saw the bloody pictures...... Stunned, keep looking at it and started to cry. And I shocked my friend. Since then he never ever send me this kind of emails. 

...Not really cry like killing pig lah, sobbing and cant stop the tears.

I wanna put some tortured animals' pictures but I dare not to open it and I dont wanna to torture myself by opening my blog with those heartrending pictures for days until my new entries push them down.


Not only torturing, like some cultures or traditions, they have to slaughter animals for kind of celebration or kind of representation of power, like the more you kill the more respects you'll get. Wtf.

Nehhh, there was a news what, a short time before, there was a video of dolphin slaughter in Japan without a valid reason.

You know how they responded to this? They said they are not gonna stop it no matter what the world says 'cause this is their tradition. Omg just stop it lah. Buy some toys and pretend like you're hunting them. Or you can have a competition of drawing dolphins. 

And this happens in Denmark.

Though it may seem unbelievable, but even today this brutal, dantesque and bloody slaughter of dolphins are still carried out each year in the Faroe Islands which belong to Denmark. A country supposedly “civilized” and belonging to the European Union.

*heart-breaking ='(

This is in Nambia, animals beaten to death.

The Namibian authorities have given permission for 86 000 seals to be clubbed to death – 80 000 of them nursing seal pups. This is the largest slaughter of wildlife in Africa and it happens every year.

Canadian seal slaughter

Seals skinned alive for their fur and it happens every year. Omgggggggggg.....

Hunters toss dead and dying seals into heaps and leave their carcasses to rot on the ice floes because there is no market for seal meat. 

The congregation of hundreds of thousands of harp seals on the newly formed ice off the coast of Newfoundland to give birth to their babies is at once a great natural wildlife spectacle and the scene of the biggest marine mammal slaughter in the world. During the annual Canadian harp seal hunt the ice will run red with blood as far as the eye can see.

There's a story I read from a website, dont know whether real or not. When you lie on the ice, the seals will climb out and lie beside you to keep you warm and save your life, by that time the people will kill em. How sad!!!!!! 

Omg cant stop crying. Google search 'Slaughter seals' you'll see all the heartrending pictures. 

ALL these cruelty, inhumanely stupid acts of slaughtering animals for human greeds should be BAN and put them into jail for live!

This is totally unacceptable! Totally unforgivable! And yey, look at the disasters, human are receiving the karma of destroying the natural.

"What we have done to deserve these?"

Psycho Bitch

It's been soooo long since last time I go club! Hm how should I start writing this entry...

I forgot to bring my phone along last night. I dropped it in another car when I switched car with my mum. When I reach Upr only I realised my phone was not with me! I was like gai liao gai liao, how should I contact people?! Luckily I met Patrick and Daniel at Monkey bar there. Then Kelley came.

Clubbing everywhere with Kelley. It was fun. =D She said she didnt see any new people, but I met loads of new people eh. Haha.

Owh and before I go pg, my friend called me asking me out to Auto City. I asked them to go Upr 'cause I'm going there. Ended up we didnt meet up 'cause I didnt bring my phone. Haha. Called until my phone explode. Tsk.

Anyway, these are not the point of this entry.

The whole night was basically a good night until I met a psycho at the supper session.

Sigh, let's forget about it. Maybe she wasnt do it in purpose.
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You thought I'll say that? You thought I'll say that?? NO WAY.

So we went Jamal for supper after that. Then this friend came and sat behind us, the table next to us. So I went and sat next to him and say hi.

I was kinda drunk, I cant rmb the details and what I've had say. But I'm so sure I didnt behave like a stalker and keep disturbing my friend like a nympho.

Then this psycho who sat next to me said something which really really offended me.

I cant rmb the exact sentence she said but it was something like 'I settle this girl.' Like I was deaf, I cant hear what you said.


After that, she talked to me and said "I'm his gf." 

Wah cheebye what do you mean? You thought I dont know my friend? You thought I dont know who's his gf? And the part offended me the most was, you thought I'm such a loser who stick and keep flirting him?


You must have lost your mind to say that to me, bitch. 

But I was still friendly, I smiled and said 'Nohh I know who's his gf.' but she keep repeating 'I'm his gf, I'm his gf.'

(I'm trying so hard to recall everything we had said but failed.)

Until I cannot tahan, I said 'wait wait, you think I like him? You think I'm disturbing him?'

NOW she's really offended me. 

I forgot what I said the last, I just stood and walk away back to my table. Then I started yelling. 

Scold scold scold. That was effingly humiliating! My friend kept asking me calm down calm down, she's drunk already la. But sorry hor, I was drunk also and I cant stop bitching. 

Drunk is not the fucking reason for you doing this to me, I didnt do anything wrong to deserve this shit.  

And suddenly Kelley said, eh, she's crying leh. Awww poor thing, was I too harsh?

Fuck you lah, but I'm not sure what she cried for. Tell me it wasnt me. 

Thank me I didnt slap you and say I was drunk also. 

Siao ca bo. Fmnight for meeting her. 

Crazy people on magazine

Ok, so I was reading a magazine at my grandma house last night with my cousins and I saw all of these crazy cute people sending up their bio and some short messages. It's a session for those who wanna make more friends (or just to show off their chio pictures) and the messages are for those who intended to know them more. 

And I found some of them are kinda ridiculous that then me and my cousins laughed so hard about it.

And I seriously should've censored their faces! But I think they should thank me 'cause I might create them some publicity through this entry and MAYBE some of you would interested and call them up, and that's exactly what they wanted. xD

I even translated what they said, you're welcome! *Tried my best on it*

That girl at the center*

"Wanna know cute jie jie! and handsome ko ko! 

(not handsome, fat, above 22, fuck off)

Send me your picture first~ and your bio~

I'M NOT GONNA REPLY YOU

IF YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME NOR PRETTY~

*phone number"

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Owh yes baby, hot guys are so gonna after you 'cause you're the only one in the world who want a handsome bf. All you need to do is JUST WAIT. They might be riding white horse too. Good luck.

That dude who looking down like so yeng*

"fb email~ phone number~

Welcome~ You have to send me you bio and picture,

or else I wont reply."

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Please la! Like people really wanna know you. 

And IF YOU REALLY SO SCARED OF UGLY PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU, GO MAKE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! Geez.

Yuka*

"I wanna know Penang handsome guy(s) in age of THIRTEEN to FIFTEEN~

Add me on fb if you wanna know me~"

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Really? Are you serious? 13 to 15... 

I think you should move you ass to face your book instead of making new handsome friends here. 

Go make yourself smarter and you may get a better guy in future,

that's what I've been told for many years.

LIM*

"Not-handsome me, seeking a gf to sayang, will that be you??? 

I'm 34, please send your bio and 3 pictures to *phone number*

(only for single ladies, 22-34, 170cm height and above, 45-60kg,

No lies, no guys, no ponce)"

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Yes yes your ideal gf is sooooo gonna find you through this shit.

*kelvin

"I come from Selayang, single and poor. 

An odinary me, just wanna find a gf who truely loves me...

Are the girls now so realistic, money really can buy true love?

I hope I can find a gf who truly loves me. NO FOOLING!!

*phone number*"

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And yes yes! Someone like this is so gonna find you when she sees this! Congrates! 

But before that, you REALLY need a hair cut, the fringe is disgusting,

and EARN SOME MONEY before you're able to take the responsibilities.

Poor is not the only way to prove your love is true, get a life man! -.-

Karen*

"I wanna find a handsome bf, in age of 26 to 32, NO FAT PEOPLE, 

if you're interested to know me, MMS me your picture, 

or I wont reply, *phone number*"

Phuck you. When you're picky, people are choosy too. Look at your pic! Wait, I cant really see your face. =/

Send a clearer pic next time so people can see your pretty face. 

Mico*

"I just got dumped and I wanna make more friends...^^"

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Pardon? Did you just say you're lonely? No real life friends meh you. 

Your friends will be so disappointed when they see this. =(

"Only for guys within the age of 14 - 16 oo~

No fooling and UGLY GUYS oo~"

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GO STUDY FOR GAWD SAKE!!

And look at your picture! You think that is cute and innocent?

NO! IT'S NOT! You look like an alien in there!  

Why? WHY?

No lie? No fooling? Get a life man. I wont say you're not gonna get new friends or a gf/bf through this way but the best way to avoid more lies is to know people in REAL life, not on the phone, pictures and internet.

Cant they just get the fact??

Feel free to make friends with them btw. They are so innocent to be the topic of my blog. =(



I'm so enjoying writing these but if one day I suddenly got punch or scold by some strangers, we should know what's the reason. HAHAHA! 


I'm such a bitch. =/