Ok, so I was reading a magazine at my grandma house last night with my cousins and I saw all of these crazy cute people sending up their bio and some short messages. It's a session for those who wanna make more friends (or just to show off their chio pictures) and the messages are for those who intended to know them more.
And I found some of them are kinda ridiculous that then me and my cousins laughed so hard about it.
And I seriously should've censored their faces! But I think they should thank me 'cause I might create them some publicity through this entry and MAYBE some of you would interested and call them up, and that's exactly what they wanted. xD
I even translated what they said, you're welcome! *Tried my best on it*
That girl at the center*
"Wanna know cute jie jie! and handsome ko ko!
(not handsome, fat, above 22, fuck off)
Send me your picture first~ and your bio~
I'M NOT GONNA REPLY YOU
IF YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME NOR PRETTY~
*phone number"
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Owh yes baby, hot guys are so gonna after you 'cause you're the only one in the world who want a handsome bf. All you need to do is JUST WAIT. They might be riding white horse too. Good luck.
That dude who looking down like so yeng*
"fb email~ phone number~
Welcome~ You have to send me you bio and picture,
or else I wont reply."
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Please la! Like people really wanna know you.
And IF YOU REALLY SO SCARED OF UGLY PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU, GO MAKE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! Geez.
Yuka*
"I wanna know Penang handsome guy(s) in age of THIRTEEN to FIFTEEN~
Add me on fb if you wanna know me~"
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Really? Are you serious? 13 to 15...
I think you should move you ass to face your book instead of making new handsome friends here.
Go make yourself smarter and you may get a better guy in future,
that's what I've been told for many years.
LIM*
"Not-handsome me, seeking a gf to sayang, will that be you???
I'm 34, please send your bio and 3 pictures to *phone number*
(only for single ladies, 22-34, 170cm height and above, 45-60kg,
No lies, no guys, no ponce)"
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Yes yes your ideal gf is sooooo gonna find you through this shit.
*kelvin
"I come from Selayang, single and poor.
An odinary me, just wanna find a gf who truely loves me...
Are the girls now so realistic, money really can buy true love?
I hope I can find a gf who truly loves me. NO FOOLING!!
*phone number*"
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And yes yes! Someone like this is so gonna find you when she sees this! Congrates!
But before that, you REALLY need a hair cut, the fringe is disgusting,
and EARN SOME MONEY before you're able to take the responsibilities.
Poor is not the only way to prove your love is true, get a life man! -.-
Karen*
"I wanna find a handsome bf, in age of 26 to 32, NO FAT PEOPLE,
if you're interested to know me, MMS me your picture,
or I wont reply, *phone number*"
Phuck you. When you're picky, people are choosy too. Look at your pic! Wait, I cant really see your face. =/
Send a clearer pic next time so people can see your pretty face.
Mico*
"I just got dumped and I wanna make more friends...^^"
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Pardon? Did you just say you're lonely? No real life friends meh you.
Your friends will be so disappointed when they see this. =(
"Only for guys within the age of 14 - 16 oo~
No fooling and UGLY GUYS oo~"
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GO STUDY FOR GAWD SAKE!!
And look at your picture! You think that is cute and innocent?
NO! IT'S NOT! You look like an alien in there!
Why?
WHY?
No lie? No fooling? Get a life man. I wont say you're not gonna get new friends or a gf/bf through this way but the best way to avoid more lies is to know people in
REAL life, not on the phone, pictures and internet.
Cant they just get the fact??
Feel free to make friends with them btw. They are so innocent to be the topic of my blog. =(
I'm so enjoying writing these but if one day I suddenly got punch or scold by some strangers, we should know what's the reason. HAHAHA!
I'm such a bitch. =/
