[Meinbrain]: NO SPITTING!

One of the thing that I hate the most to see on road is...

ALWAYS the Number ONE! Spit on the floor!

Do you how disgusting it is to spit on the floor?! Especially when someone has a really thick phlegm... the sound when they spit. EW! It gross and extremely unhygienic. I dont understand why some people can just walk and spit on the floor. Like anywhere, anytime. No matter what they are fighting with someone or whatever, nothing would ruin their mood to spit.

Hello? That's not your grandpa's floor! Unless you gonna clean your own mess, lick it up or whatsoever. DONT SPIT ON THE FLOOR! You should at least spit in the drain or dustbin (if you really have no choice... -.-)

Imagine someone would have the big chance to step on your bloody phlegm. Ew. EW! This kind of people should really get punishment. If I could create a rule, I would fine them or else they have to lick them up.

There's once when I was driving my way home from work, I was waiting the traffic light. A man walked across and spitted like no one's business. Right in front of me. That was freaking gross. Would you spit in your own house? Please lah be a more considerate person.

Okay, there's actually a reason why I hate people spitting randomly. I remember when I was a kid, I was fighting with another little boy from the neighbourhood. As I was raised up by my grandma who living in the kampung. There are always some kids or adults that are really uncivilized. I said SOME. Anyway I forgot what we were fighting, that fucking bastard spitted in my face. Omfg I almost killed him. I was so angry and I took a wooden staff and slammed on his back. I was SO pissed off.

There's another time, I was still a primary school girl. When I was walking back home, someone spitted on my new bag from upstair. I cried so badly. -.- That was disgusting. How I wish I can tear their mouths apart. I swear if I caught that bastard, he's a dead man.

Guess I'm traumatized by there incident. That's why. =/

But PLEASE! Everyone hates spitting on the floor! Except those no brainers. Tsk.

Pffffft. Ranting!

People are keep on texting me recently and I'm so broke now! I dont even dare to count how much I have been spend on my phone's credit this month. I'm not gonna reply ANYONE OF YOU! Unless you gonna sponsor me money. Jeez. And I remember I said I hate SMS, didnt I?

Aite, it's not even your fault I know. I mean not my friends' fault. =/ I just got too much friends. LOL!

Anyway yea, I think I should cut down a bit on it. I felt guilty to spend so much on texting people, though I'm spending my own money now. But hey! I'm gonna be jobless soon!

Owh talk about job, I wrote my resignation letter today. Supposed to send it to HR today but our HR manager wanted me to hold it back for few days first 'cause she asked if I wanna change to another department since I told her that the one I'm currently in was way too boring. (Yea I actually said that)

I SHOULD'VE JUST GIVE HER MY RESIGNATION LETTER! 'Cause the one month notice is counts on the date I give her the letter, I thought it was count on the date I let her know I'm resigning. =/ See, now I've to work one day more. Mum is gonna kill me. She wanted me to stop working immediately but I said I wanna work until the end of month so I can get my pay.

I still have no idea why she wanted me to quit that job so much except she missed me a lot? I'm finally earning money by my own and finally not spending her money anymore. Aint it something great and... should be supported? And why would she wants me to quit??

Some people supported me to leave 'cause they think it's really a waste of time to work there, as a 21 year old teen. Indeed. Some people disagree 'cause they just want me there. I mean, not really want me or need me lah. Just like erm jealous that I dont need to work or even worry if I found the new job. I'm just kidding.

I really hate people telling me what should I do. I mean hell yea I know what should I do wtf. And I've heard enough. I dont need your lectures or stupid advises at all. Am not trying to be mean, and I know they are try to be nice or express their concerns but really, save it to someone else. I knew what you gonna say when I said I'm not working. I knew what's the next line when I tell you I'm gonna quit my job. Urgh.

And I HATE people telling me 'owh you should proceed further, you're young.' (Fine if you're so much elder than me). I know I'm young and I know I should. Stop telling me can? When I'm being quiet at things you say, can you keep your mouth shut as well?

One of the masseur knows I'm resigning and she was like "Huh?! Why?? Why quit? Xiao wan ar? You found a new job already me? What you wanna do at home? You thought how long you still can spend your parents money?" Lema I never say like I'm gonna be jobless forever also. And you dont know how it feels to be so boring out here, you dont know how I feel, you dont know what's the real reason so just STFU. Then I got annoyed and I said, 'I'm not sure, they are just rich enough'. 

I NOTICED I KEEP ON RANTING RECENTLY! I'm seriously acting like a grumpy granny wtf?! Must because of the job! (and now I'm blaming it all on my job jeez)

I'm being so offensive recently and I dont know why. An unlucky new friend said the line I hate the most to me and I replied him 'Dont tell me what should I do, save it to someone else.' and I never got his message ever since. LOL! Bet it was too unfriendly to a new friend.

Anyway, I wasnt really angry at friends keep texting me. I was just.... dont know what should I do and I really dont like keep on texting the whole day. My thumbs need some rest. Please forgive me if I didnt reply you! I really need to cut down now! xD I'd rather save that money up to buy something I can see and touch. But you're still welcomed to text me, I'm reading em. Seldom reply though. LOL!

Rubella (German Measles)

I've been sick at home for few days. I'm not sure what I got, rashes are all over both of my whole hands and  legs. But I think it's not a rashes, so I shouldnt call it a rashes. =/ Dad said it's german measles. But how the hell I got it?! What's the cause of it?! Consulted the doctor and he said no big deal, gave me some cream to wipe on it. But it seems doesnt work. =/

Dont really know how I got it. But it started after I came back from the sauna with mum. And it gone worse the next day.

It's so itchy but I cant scratch it 'cause it's painful! =(

And the stupid colleague, told her I cant be able to work today as well. And look what she said to a patient.

"why u always take mc! you know I not free today! I very tension to u! I dont care you have come to day!" 

Wth, it's not like I purposely dont wanna go work that's why keep on mc. Lema. And what's 'very tension to you' supposed to mean?

Then I sent her a picture of my legs, ask her kindly look at my skin, does she really think I was lying about my sickness. And she just STFU after that. Tsk.

I wanna show y'all the pictures of it but I dont know why my laptop just cant detect the memory card of my camera. So I cant show it. =/ But you can google search german measles, it looks something like that but not that serious, yet? LOL.


Yea something exactly like this.

So itchy!

But still very tulan at what my colleague said to me. What can I do if you're not free. Sorry lah, blame my german measles lah. Xiao ca bo. Look who will be damn happy, and even got MORE free times if I resign.

Owh and tell you a good news, 'cause I'm gonna work until the end of July only. LAUGH LAH! I KNOW YOU'LL BE DAMN HAPPY.

Hhahahah~~~

Btw, now only I know German measles also known as rubella. It sounds like a beautiful name but it's in fact a virus. =S

The rubella rash can look like many other viral rashes. It appears as either pink or light red spots, which may merge to form evenly colored patches. The rash can itch and lasts up to 3 days. As the rash clears, the affected skin occasionally sheds in very fine flakes. 

Other symptoms of rubella (these are more common in teens and adults) can include headache, loss of appetite, mild conjunctivitis(inflammation of the lining of the eyelids and eyeballs), a stuffy or runny nose, swollen lymph nodes in other parts of the body, and pain and swelling in the joints (especially in young women). Many people with rubella have few or no symptoms.

Source: http://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/skin/german_measles.html#


But amongst all those symptoms, I only got  errr headache? OWH! And swollen lymph nodes! Luckily my eyelids and eyeballs didnt infected... else it gonna make me looks creepy and scary. Must be rubella already lah!! =/

Lasts up to three days huh...

FUCK YEA.

Guys guys! I'm kinda excited recently, guess what's the reason! xD

Anyway, I'm feeling so frustrated 'cause I'm gonna work full day tomorrow. There was an incident happened yesterday and it making me so...feel like quitting the job immediately.

There's a very pretentious guy at my work place. He's fine actually when nothing's happen. But I do really think he got something wrong in his brain. He always freaking thought he's freaking smart or I'd say he thought he's the smartest ass in the world. Dang and he's JUST a cleaner.

Well look, I didnt despise his job or what. In fact, he knows more than I do about my job 'cause he has been working there for freaking seven years. Certainly he knows more about the job. But still, his position is lower than me 'cause he's a foreign worker, it makes it cant be an official staff of the hotel. Anyway, as what he told since the very first day I start working, ask him if there's anything I dont understand. So I did.

Owh there's once. Okay, arranging masseurs turns is part of my job, and it's kinda important (to the masseurs). It's in chronological sequence, who comes first who will be the first. And  It's totally no big deal as it's an easy job. But when some customers requested some certain masseurs, then it's different story. Which mean I've to skip sequence and put that requested masseur first. Wait, it's kinda hard to explain like this. Okay diagram 1.

For example,


A ➧ B ➧ C ➧ D ➧ E

If customer requested C to do him massage;

C ➧ A ➧ B ➧ D ➧ E

And when C is done;

A ➧ B ➧ D ➧ E ➧ C

Understandable right?

So that day, there came two customers together, Mr. X and Mr. Y. They requested masseurs A and B respectively. But Mr. X said he's gonna smoke first, so Mr. Y will be go in first, which is also means B will be go in first than A. (omg I feel so complicated now)

So the sequence now will be

B ➧ A ➧ C ➧ D ➧ E

After 5 mins, when Mr. X done smoking, it's A's turn. Then I was thinking, since it's only 5 mins difference, should I just follow the usual sequence or skip A's turn. I wasnt sure about. Since that plonker got SEVEN YEARS experiences more than me, I think I should ask him what should I do now, or so called suggestion. And he told me arrange the sequence by who goes in first, so means I've to skip A's turn and I did.

After that, A was curious why I got her turn skipped. I was panic, 'cause she sounds like she's gonna scold me so I asked help from that plonker how should I tell em the whole thing. Guess what he said when I really need his help.

"Follow your own rules next time, dont ask me."

Wtf, it's not like I'm gonna blame him everything 'cause he told me to do so. I was just asking what should I do now and that freaking asshole damn scared that I'm gonna drag him into the trouble and pushed everything away. Now I know what kind of person you are.

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THIS is still not the reason I'm so pissed last two days.

Our spa used to have foot reflexology but we dont provide that service already. Anyway, it's still printed on the brochure. Every time the customers ask about it, I've to turn them down 'cause we dont do it anymore. Then they will complain something like why is it still on the brochure, we should remove it bla bla bla.

So I paste a tape on to cover it up. Then the plonker saw it and asked who did it. Well I did. He said cannot paste like this. So I asked why. Reasonable right?! Since we dont do it anymore why cant I just cover it up?! FINE if I cant, you should at least tell me WHY CANT.

Look what he said to me with his broken Malay.


"Now you're teaching me or I'm teaching you? When I tell you what to do dont ask me why why why."


FUCKER! %&(&$@@!#$%

Omg I was so agitated and am SO agitated. I'm holding back so hard to prevent myself from writing 'chee bye' as it's too rude (tho I used it before and I know it's really a bad word). BUT THAT WAS SO CHEE BYE! LEMA! 

WHEN I FREAKING ASK WHY, I EXPECT YOUR FUCKING EXPLANATION. BECAUSE IT MEANS I DONT KNOW! 

He's really fucking thought he's the smartest ass in the world. PLEASE, LOOK AT YOUR DICKFACE! 

"when I tell you what to do dont ask me why"  That is such an uncivilized thinking! Or their race are actually born that way?! (I know I know, calling someone dickface isnt something so civilized as well). And you say I'm stupid? Look who's the no-brainer.

Who do you think you are to expect me obey everything you say. Dream it dickface. 

I'm so tired!!!!

I'm supposed to be in penang and guess where am I. I'm at home! Dang! Guess why. 'Cause I'm too smart until I left my pg's house key at home. So I've to drive all the way home from pg for that fucking key.

That's why I'm here whining about it.

Like real tired. My whole back and body. I wish someone can run on my back like running treadmill. Imagine... I've to drive back pg again. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Imagine the jam... OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

WHY?? WHY I LEFT THE KEY HOME?!

Be right back. I go wash off my make up and move to upstair.
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(10 minutes later)

There's a weird thing grows on my foot. I've been told that is 'chicken eye'. Aite, I wanna google search about what's the cause of it, what's inside, what will happen if I did nothing to it, how to get rid of it, etc. But I dont know what it called in english, and also in mandarin. Tak kan type 'chicken eye' meh.

It's painful! Everyday stare at it thinking what should I do about it. People said it just needs a minor operation,  but it sounds so scary!! Dont it has some kinda cream or medicine to put on it something like that??

That fucking chicken eye looks so disgusting... I'm always thinking what will it look like if I slice it with knife. Blood or some disgusting tissue? EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

Gosh I"m really really sleepy now. I've gotta off to bed.

I want Nando's as lunch tomorrow!!! HALF CHICKEN I'M GONNA EAT!

Toodles!

Everyone knows Peter Coffin now

Lmao! So all of you must know things about this pathetic dude who offended the wrong person - Xiaxue

What?! You dont know what about it??? Alright HERE is the whole story.

 

Peter Coffin & his "girlfriend", Kimi Kobayashi

In short, this dude named Peter Coffin created a fake blog, Twitter page, Facebook page, and YouTube channel as a way of pretending he had a pretty young Japanese girlfriend, Kimi Kobayashi.  He stated that he and she were Twitter's new "Power Couple".  After harassing XiaXue for being a "fake Asian" due to her plastic surgery, XiaXue's followers exposed the Japanese girlfriend to be a Korean model and not in any way connected to Peter Coffin.  He had basically stolen stock photos off the internet galleries and created himself the perfect girlfriend. 


Source: http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-you-sad-sorry-sonofabitch.html


Hahaha I copied and pasted it from this site. Since we're just talking about the same thing. Owh btw you can have some other details from that site, too.


So in fact, Peter doesnt has a Japanese girlfriend 'cause his so called girlfriend is happens to be a Korean ulzzang - Lee Na Young. And it has been found out by Xiaxue and been published to the whole world through her blog. Now you can see loads of people are talking/blogging about him, included me. Haha!


Peter Coffin's youtube channel


#77 - All time Most subscribed comedians
Haha he should seriously thanks Xiaxue for the publicity.




I think I dont need to re-blog everything people had already blog about. So I will just give you guys some links to read more about it.


Links:
#1.
http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-hate-you-so-im-going-to-like-your-fan.html?zx=36f5c2d4eacb76cd


About this link, I dont know, but most of the people who read it believe that THAT blog is created by Peter Coffin who tries to defend himself as a third party but the author himself strongly denied that he is not Peter Coffin. Well, judge it yourself. Hahaha.


#2.
http://www.metro.us/newyork/life/article/812781--peter-coffin-the-strange-story-of-a-boy-a-model-and-his-girlfriend--page0

And this story had even on the national news site in the US! Xiaxue is going even more popular now haha.

The epic picture. xD

Whee, in a conclusion, no matter this whole thing is real or not, Peter Coffin is still a pathetic loser 'cause no matter what, he dated a so called girlfriend for 8 months and he never met her or webcam or even call/hear her voice. Tsk tsk. Just read whatever written in Xiaxue's blog you'll know how pathetic he is. 

Kesian. D= But he must be damn popular now. xD

[Update]

The day after Xiaxue blogged about him and the fact of his "girlfriend", he sent an email from (according to him) his lawyer to Xiaxue, LINK here. 


Damn funny. And you know what's funnier now? 


That so called LAWYER'S letter from Peter's legal team (ahahahahha) has been found out that it is copied from this website. HAHAHAHAHA!


Why he so phailed wannnn????? Is that humanly possible to be so phail??


Now the whole world knows that he's not only a loser, faker, and also a liar. Owh owh! And plagiarizer! Bhahahahaha. 

Xiaxue rocks! xD


[Update 2]


I'm dont hate Peter Coffin you know. I blog about it 'cause it's FUNNY. And you know, he could do such thing, he could also be able to afford all of these. Anyway, if he really needs an apologize from me for this, I'd like to. xD Seriously wan! But no one cares I think as he's REALLY not popular here. 


And look what I found.

She looks like my kitten. xD

Duh!

You know there's a kind of people, when you ask them a question, they'll answer you something else with their face like "duh" which means 'of course you idiot'.

Okay you might dont understand it. For example, 'Is this your phone?' 'No, I got it from roadside.' like obiously, I should know that's her phone.

I dont know whether they really mean that or not, some of them might think that's funny. No, it's not funny at all.

I find it when people answer me that way, I feel irritated. Eh hello, I'm not an idiot, if I knew that's yours, I wouldnt ask that question okay.

It's kinda rude actually, it's okay if you talk like this with your friends or those same age with you. Maybe they like it, you know, birds of a feather flock together.
There's a cousin of mine, she is really really rude to everyone and I actually kinda dislike her. When I see her talks like this to the elder such as my grandma, I was 'Wah! Hey hey, you know who is this? That's your grandma you know?'. Without her, without your mum; without your mum, without you. YOU IDIOT. Not only to my grandma, and also the aunts. Omg sometimes I really feel like slapping her. Please dont thought like you're super smart 'cause you're not!

IF, if a person really ask you a stupid question like pointing at a book which had your name written on it and ask 'Is this your book?', THEN you can answer no no it drops from the sky.

But still, it's irritating. Answer that way not gonna make you look like a smartass. *rolling eyes

Dont talk to me like this unless you're my good friend or you're elder than me. Or unless I'm really asking a stupid question. -.-

Emo statuses

I really hate to see those emo statuses on fb. Bunch of emo statuses by different people still acceptable, maybe they are having pms altogether who knows. I'm saying those, everyday when you login your fb, go through your homepage, and you found 6 out of 10 are emo stuff and ALL updated by the SAME person.

"去他妈的爱情。。。。
再见吧我所有的朋友。。。。"


"再见吧。。。
爱的朋友。。。
88.。。"


"对不起。。。
现在没事了。。。"


The next day


"今天心情又不好了。。。
这样的心情到底要让我维持多久？？？？？
好幸苦哦。。。。
真的不能顶了。。。
“我的心痛痛痛进心里，我的眼泪流不停！！！”
唉。。"


Argh! Why so emo?! Why you have to announce to the world that you got dumped?! Why you have to announce on fb first before you're going to commit suicide?! And then create some attention, cant you just die quietly?!

Okok, I didnt say you cant share your emotions or whatever but IF you really upset over something, I dont think you have the mood to update all the single change of your emotion at that moment. You should be either crying or whine about it with your besties, arent you?

Haiya I know I know, they want people to say something good to them, to comfort them. All about attentions again. =/

And owh owh another thing, the love story articles and errrr love tips etc, omg.  -_________- Some of em are so reasonable and ridiculous.

Everyday login have to see those stupid things really upset me. Tsk.

Stop torturing/killing animals!

Ever since we can find loads of videos, pictures of people torture animals inhumanely especially from the internet. It always breaks my heart so much when I see those innocent souls been treated cruelly for no reason. Owh wait, there's sometimes a very simple reason, they've been tortured for human's joy.

Let's talk about cats and dogs, the majority victims.

I really got no idea why they have to torture such a cute and innocent animals. One thing for sure, they got mental problem. Normal human being will not torture and destroy a life like this.

  

List out some types of mental problems of torturing animals.

1.  Need some attentions.
2.  Want to be famous.
3.  Relieve pressure. (wtf. Go smoke lah, die faster.)
4.  They dont know what they are doing.
5.  For fun. (memang siao)
6.  Personal interest. (lagi siao)
7.  'Cause they are bored, got nothing better to do.


What esle har?


So if you read newspaper, or you have a fb account, you should know the news of a girl torturing cats, apologized about what she has done. She said she didnt know what she was doing. You dont know? You were killing cats only mah. You dont know? Nothing lah, you  stepped  put your foot on the kittens only and dont know why they died suddenly. You thought they are super kittens that they wont die. Gawd knows they'll die after that, hor? 

Ok lah, I'm not try to accuse her or what. At least she apologized, and receiving the punishments. Respect her courage to stand out and apologize. Unlike the one who torture poodle ones.

I actually didnt watch any videos of people torturing animals. Dare not to watch at all. I'll surely cry until dont know how to say. If I accidentally click on the pictures of it, I'll stun and keep stare at it, then start imagine how painful it is, what the people thinking when they are doing it, what the animals thinking when they are being torture. And then start to cry. -.-

There's once, my friend thought it was fun to show me the pictures of people slaughtering seal, ok la he didnt think it was fun, just wanna show me the pictures. He sent me the email without telling me what's inside. I clicked in and saw the bloody pictures...... Stunned, keep looking at it and started to cry. And I shocked my friend. Since then he never ever send me this kind of emails. 

...Not really cry like killing pig lah, sobbing and cant stop the tears.

I wanna put some tortured animals' pictures but I dare not to open it and I dont wanna to torture myself by opening my blog with those heartrending pictures for days until my new entries push them down.


Not only torturing, like some cultures or traditions, they have to slaughter animals for kind of celebration or kind of representation of power, like the more you kill the more respects you'll get. Wtf.

Nehhh, there was a news what, a short time before, there was a video of dolphin slaughter in Japan without a valid reason.

You know how they responded to this? They said they are not gonna stop it no matter what the world says 'cause this is their tradition. Omg just stop it lah. Buy some toys and pretend like you're hunting them. Or you can have a competition of drawing dolphins. 

And this happens in Denmark.

Though it may seem unbelievable, but even today this brutal, dantesque and bloody slaughter of dolphins are still carried out each year in the Faroe Islands which belong to Denmark. A country supposedly “civilized” and belonging to the European Union.

*heart-breaking ='(

This is in Nambia, animals beaten to death.

The Namibian authorities have given permission for 86 000 seals to be clubbed to death – 80 000 of them nursing seal pups. This is the largest slaughter of wildlife in Africa and it happens every year.

Canadian seal slaughter

Seals skinned alive for their fur and it happens every year. Omgggggggggg.....

Hunters toss dead and dying seals into heaps and leave their carcasses to rot on the ice floes because there is no market for seal meat. 

The congregation of hundreds of thousands of harp seals on the newly formed ice off the coast of Newfoundland to give birth to their babies is at once a great natural wildlife spectacle and the scene of the biggest marine mammal slaughter in the world. During the annual Canadian harp seal hunt the ice will run red with blood as far as the eye can see.

There's a story I read from a website, dont know whether real or not. When you lie on the ice, the seals will climb out and lie beside you to keep you warm and save your life, by that time the people will kill em. How sad!!!!!! 

Omg cant stop crying. Google search 'Slaughter seals' you'll see all the heartrending pictures. 

ALL these cruelty, inhumanely stupid acts of slaughtering animals for human greeds should be BAN and put them into jail for live!

This is totally unacceptable! Totally unforgivable! And yey, look at the disasters, human are receiving the karma of destroying the natural.

"What we have done to deserve these?"

Psycho Bitch

It's been soooo long since last time I go club! Hm how should I start writing this entry...

I forgot to bring my phone along last night. I dropped it in another car when I switched car with my mum. When I reach Upr only I realised my phone was not with me! I was like gai liao gai liao, how should I contact people?! Luckily I met Patrick and Daniel at Monkey bar there. Then Kelley came.

Clubbing everywhere with Kelley. It was fun. =D She said she didnt see any new people, but I met loads of new people eh. Haha.

Owh and before I go pg, my friend called me asking me out to Auto City. I asked them to go Upr 'cause I'm going there. Ended up we didnt meet up 'cause I didnt bring my phone. Haha. Called until my phone explode. Tsk.

Anyway, these are not the point of this entry.

The whole night was basically a good night until I met a psycho at the supper session.

Sigh, let's forget about it. Maybe she wasnt do it in purpose.
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You thought I'll say that? You thought I'll say that?? NO WAY.

So we went Jamal for supper after that. Then this friend came and sat behind us, the table next to us. So I went and sat next to him and say hi.

I was kinda drunk, I cant rmb the details and what I've had say. But I'm so sure I didnt behave like a stalker and keep disturbing my friend like a nympho.

Then this psycho who sat next to me said something which really really offended me.

I cant rmb the exact sentence she said but it was something like 'I settle this girl.' Like I was deaf, I cant hear what you said.


After that, she talked to me and said "I'm his gf." 

Wah cheebye what do you mean? You thought I dont know my friend? You thought I dont know who's his gf? And the part offended me the most was, you thought I'm such a loser who stick and keep flirting him?


You must have lost your mind to say that to me, bitch. 

But I was still friendly, I smiled and said 'Nohh I know who's his gf.' but she keep repeating 'I'm his gf, I'm his gf.'

(I'm trying so hard to recall everything we had said but failed.)

Until I cannot tahan, I said 'wait wait, you think I like him? You think I'm disturbing him?'

NOW she's really offended me. 

I forgot what I said the last, I just stood and walk away back to my table. Then I started yelling. 

Scold scold scold. That was effingly humiliating! My friend kept asking me calm down calm down, she's drunk already la. But sorry hor, I was drunk also and I cant stop bitching. 

Drunk is not the fucking reason for you doing this to me, I didnt do anything wrong to deserve this shit.  

And suddenly Kelley said, eh, she's crying leh. Awww poor thing, was I too harsh?

Fuck you lah, but I'm not sure what she cried for. Tell me it wasnt me. 

Thank me I didnt slap you and say I was drunk also. 

Siao ca bo. Fmnight for meeting her. 

Crazy people on magazine

Ok, so I was reading a magazine at my grandma house last night with my cousins and I saw all of these crazy cute people sending up their bio and some short messages. It's a session for those who wanna make more friends (or just to show off their chio pictures) and the messages are for those who intended to know them more. 

And I found some of them are kinda ridiculous that then me and my cousins laughed so hard about it.

And I seriously should've censored their faces! But I think they should thank me 'cause I might create them some publicity through this entry and MAYBE some of you would interested and call them up, and that's exactly what they wanted. xD

I even translated what they said, you're welcome! *Tried my best on it*

That girl at the center*

"Wanna know cute jie jie! and handsome ko ko! 

(not handsome, fat, above 22, fuck off)

Send me your picture first~ and your bio~

I'M NOT GONNA REPLY YOU

IF YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME NOR PRETTY~

*phone number"

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Owh yes baby, hot guys are so gonna after you 'cause you're the only one in the world who want a handsome bf. All you need to do is JUST WAIT. They might be riding white horse too. Good luck.

That dude who looking down like so yeng*

"fb email~ phone number~

Welcome~ You have to send me you bio and picture,

or else I wont reply."

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Please la! Like people really wanna know you. 

And IF YOU REALLY SO SCARED OF UGLY PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU, GO MAKE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! Geez.

Yuka*

"I wanna know Penang handsome guy(s) in age of THIRTEEN to FIFTEEN~

Add me on fb if you wanna know me~"

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Really? Are you serious? 13 to 15... 

I think you should move you ass to face your book instead of making new handsome friends here. 

Go make yourself smarter and you may get a better guy in future,

that's what I've been told for many years.

LIM*

"Not-handsome me, seeking a gf to sayang, will that be you??? 

I'm 34, please send your bio and 3 pictures to *phone number*

(only for single ladies, 22-34, 170cm height and above, 45-60kg,

No lies, no guys, no ponce)"

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Yes yes your ideal gf is sooooo gonna find you through this shit.

*kelvin

"I come from Selayang, single and poor. 

An odinary me, just wanna find a gf who truely loves me...

Are the girls now so realistic, money really can buy true love?

I hope I can find a gf who truly loves me. NO FOOLING!!

*phone number*"

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And yes yes! Someone like this is so gonna find you when she sees this! Congrates! 

But before that, you REALLY need a hair cut, the fringe is disgusting,

and EARN SOME MONEY before you're able to take the responsibilities.

Poor is not the only way to prove your love is true, get a life man! -.-

Karen*

"I wanna find a handsome bf, in age of 26 to 32, NO FAT PEOPLE, 

if you're interested to know me, MMS me your picture, 

or I wont reply, *phone number*"

Phuck you. When you're picky, people are choosy too. Look at your pic! Wait, I cant really see your face. =/

Send a clearer pic next time so people can see your pretty face. 

Mico*

"I just got dumped and I wanna make more friends...^^"

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Pardon? Did you just say you're lonely? No real life friends meh you. 

Your friends will be so disappointed when they see this. =(

"Only for guys within the age of 14 - 16 oo~

No fooling and UGLY GUYS oo~"

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GO STUDY FOR GAWD SAKE!!

And look at your picture! You think that is cute and innocent?

NO! IT'S NOT! You look like an alien in there!  

Why? WHY?

No lie? No fooling? Get a life man. I wont say you're not gonna get new friends or a gf/bf through this way but the best way to avoid more lies is to know people in REAL life, not on the phone, pictures and internet.

Cant they just get the fact??

Feel free to make friends with them btw. They are so innocent to be the topic of my blog. =(



I'm so enjoying writing these but if one day I suddenly got punch or scold by some strangers, we should know what's the reason. HAHAHA! 


I'm such a bitch. =/

Annoying Facebook users

Come, let's talk about some annoying phenomenon we can find on fb. Sorry but I just cant hold my myself not to talk about it. Tsk. As you may know, I got almost 5k so called 'friends' in my friend list, so I've seen pretty much more than enough of those really really annoying ones.

P/s: Nah I'm not showing off my 5k friends har. I guess my real friends wont more than 500. But what to do, I was kinda excited to see tons of friend requests when I login my fb. As I was excited I just approved all of em no matter who are they but I did categorized them lah such as those I know and those I dont. And I'm receiving the karma of being self-satisfied to see all kinds of annoying people on my page. =/

Number 1

So I've been talk about it few days ago.

Announce to the world that their pictures are uneditted but in fact you can see nothing on it 'cause the whole face already covered by their fringe and hands. Read here.

Like this. The best example.
 Sorry I use your picture again. =(




Despite saying your picture uneditted, what kind of posture is that?! You . Are . A . Guy 
Cant you at least 'zi lian' like a MAN?! Tsk.

Number 2

About Narcissism. I talked about this before too.

It's actually nothing wrong lah. Everyone more or less got a bit narcissism wan. I'm one of them but I cannot tahan some people, they create an album EVERY month and named it 'Me in January', 'Me in February', 'Me in March'.... PLEASEEEEEEE LAHHHHHH. You thought people really wanna know how much you've change in every month meh?!

And you know whta's the worst? The one I've seen, is a GUY. Can you PLEASE PLEASE dont be so sissy? NO ONE INTERESTED TO KNOW WHETHER YOU GROW A PIMPLE ON YOUR FACE OR NOT. Geez!

I'm sorry I didnt censor your face. =( But I think you dont mind 'cause you're quite attention seeking also.


Number 3

"Pls Click Like *heart"


This is really really annoying. I mean why you bother how many people like your pictures? It's not like you're a model or actress or whatever shit who needs to create publicity, you are just a nobody. Stop living in the satisfaction of poeple liking your album. And asking people to like your picture like a assemblyman gapes for votes makes you look ridiculous. =/

I admit I glad to see my friends like my pictures too but at least I wont so 'bu yao lian' write there ask people to like it lorh. They'll like it if they like what.

Number 4

When they update their status, they'll type this way





You dont need to type "say" when you start to type, people know you said that! You dont designate your name when you're about to say something! Argh. Okay fine, maybe it's not THAT annoying but I found it annoys me a lot. -.-

Jasmine says: It's annoying!

Wtf.

Number 5

When they type, they type this way





....not troublesome meh? I wonder how you type too. And it doesnt make your sentences look any better or cuter, in fact, it takes more times for people to know what you're writing.

Number 6

Update EVERY SINGLE THING they've done, I mean everyday. EVERYDAY!

"I'm awake!"
"I'm doing revision."
"I'm going out!"
"Off to bed!" 
etc
No one cares actually.

Ok lah, I used to do it last time, but not everything single thing la! I found it quite annoying when I see people update their status like this, so I stopped. Lol! But of course lah, it's your freedom to update anything on your fb. As long as you happy mah hor.

What else huh?

Hmmmm... I'll update it when I found some other annoying case. Hahaha.

"I never joke", so?!

Owh I think it's too small to read.

#1

Ur dad is useless.A father Loves a daughter the Most.Because even when after she married she will always think of her father because No man ever love her most than a Father.

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Wtf? Ok fine. I assumed that you dont know I WAS JOKING and I assumed that you didnt meant to be offensive.

I swear I tried to be nice when I reply him!

#2

If was u who impress he throw u away.So if not then next time dun put negative statement about ur dad.im impressing u that a father who loves a daughter never throw her out.get my point.Sorry for being to straight forward cos thats me.Happy New Year n all the Best.

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NOW you pissing me off. It NOT my fault that you dont know that it's some fun between my dad and I. AND I'M APATHY TO KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE STRAIGHT FORWARD OR NOT. I dont even know who the hell are you!

#3

Sometimes a Joke may be Real.For me I never Joke.Sorry for any inconvenience cause.

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HELLO!! IS THERE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME THAT YOU NEVER JOKE?! I'M POSTING SOME JOKE ON MY OWN WALL, IS THAT MY RESPONSIBILITY THAT NEVER-JOKE-YOU SAW THAT ACCIDENTALLY?! SHOULD I WRITE A LETTER FOR YOU TO GET YOUR PERMISSION NEXT TIME WHEN I WANNA POST A JOKE?! ON MY WALL?!

And one thing, I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU! ASSHOLE!

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Ok, I was a bit rude on the last last comment. =/ I asked him to stop reply as he's making me dizzy.

Sorry for that asshole.

Btw, if you do think a father is important, you wont ever say other people's father useless, loser.

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Dammit, I started my day happily and you ruined it after few hours.

DONT . ever . try . to . say . anything . bad . to . my . family

Life is beautiful

Why suicide?

I used to have this thought, no matter what, killing yourself is the stupidest decision and solution. 'Cause I think everything can be solve other than death.

But it's true that if things never happen on you, you'll never know how bad/pain it feels. Or how despair you'll feel.

For example, you lose shitloads of money in some gambling. The amount of the arrear is like you cant able to pay it even if you sell yourself 100 times. So you borrow money from 'Ah long'. Then the arrear rolling bigger and bigger. The creditors then do all the bad thing to you, to your family to threaten you to pay all the arrear. Soon, your wife abandoned you and bringing your children away from you. The ah longs come and kacau again, your parents scold you, friends leave you.

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...this is kinda suicidal right?

K la no objection to suicide for this. 'Cause things run to thing condition, I dont know what else still can do other than die. But it's your own fault for making thing this way. You serve it right.

I thought of suicide also when I was a little bit younger. Everytime I got my result especially Bahasa Melayu's, it makes me feel suicidal. -.- And when my dad forces me to go study, don't allow me to watch my favourite show, I feel suicidal as well.

What make me not to? Haha! Ok, when I felt suicidal, I think of my favourite dramas. I was thinking

'If I die, I cant finish the drama anymore!'.

Or I think of my favourite food.

'If I die, I cant eat them anymore!'

Funny? It's true. Hahaha when we still a kid, these are almost everything in our life.

Anyway, I'm still alive. I'm basically totally an optimist. Even I met something bad, I'll optimize it and rarely thought of suicide. But of course, I hardly meet something really bad yet in my life.

Owh ok, when I bang my car, it's really suicidal when I'm gonna tell my mum about it.

Ok there's various kind of reasons for people to suicide.

Amongst all of them, I think suicide for some love issues is the stupidest, irrationalest, and it's really tactless.

Kill yourself when someone dumped you? You really so choiceless until like that or cant live without them? Or in the contrary, you suicide to make it as a revenge for dumping you or neglecting you? If it is, you really can just go die already. 'Cause you're too lifeless. Moreover, killing yourself as a revenge is even stupider. You might make her/him guilty like for few years but trust me, time cures everything. Sooner or later, he/she will get over and forget about you. And live happily again.

What were you thinking when you decided to end your life because of a girl/guy? Even if that person did something really really bad, do you seriously need to go die? If you do, so do you mean that the person worth you life? Come on.

Suicide for a girl/guy wont makes you look greater. NO. It just make you much more stupid than you appearance shows.

You never think about how sad your parents will be, your family, your friends.

If you say you're just simply love her/him so much and you cant live without them? Your ass!

Then how could you kill yourself and make her feels bad if you really love her?

You're just a selfish asshole thinking without brain. =/

Am I too harsh? But it's true.

Why am I so agitated? 'Cause I read a news of a guy who just suicided 'cause the gf dumped him and doesnt wants to get back with him. =/

Here's the news. It's in mandrin though.

http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2010-12-10&sec=malaysia&art=1210mb20.txt

And this is the so called will?

http://www.facebook.com/notes/alviss-kong/ni-de-wu-qing-gei-le-wo-wu-bi-de-que-xin-3-alviss-last-note/181668725179222

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So many human out there, only the one you love is human? Or you live inside a cave and see no one?

It's actually quite hard to describe the stupidness of ending life for just a girl or guy dumping you.

Though I really felt sad for him when reading what he wrote. =( And I'm not scolding or accusing what he had done. I just really disagree people belittle their life this way.

Sincerely hope no one in my life would do such thing. It's too heart breaking.

R.I.P

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