Mahathir stands for?

The person who invented this is genius!

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia .

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M: But Why?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly

This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.
Subject:
M.A.H.A.T.H. I.R

This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed

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Let me cry first. I'll be fine.

Say Hi to my Single life

Haha recall everything back only realise how stupid I am.
I should realise everything had changes but I just keep lying myself and pretend that I never aware of it.
Met you was my worst luck ever but I'll remember all the moments we shared.
I wont pretend like I'm so generous this time. You dont worth it anymore.

Lastly, I thank you for giving me this as my birthday present. The greatest I ever had.
Guess you're laughing. I'll laugh about it one day either.

Good bye.

Crapping

I've no idea what so nice about football. =/ Haha, I'm just not interested, at all.
Nahhh I'm going to sleep soon. I'm really bored of staying at my aunt's place. I got nothing to do after work except for surfing on the internet and fb. Well, I dont have time to do other things anyway.

I watched 'Orphan' the movie noon of today. Errrrrrr hmm. Hmmmm. It'sssssss not like what I expected. It's more tooooo normal I should say. =/

I wanna watch Eclipse! But dont have time, and no one be my companion.

Arrgggh I really wanna blog but I dont know what to write about! =.=
Crappppppppppppppppp.
I need some excitement for my life! Anything! Or anyone can tell me how to create one? =D Any suggestion??

Owh hey! I just realise that the 'Eclipse' the movie is exactly the same name with the candy 'Eclipse'! Haaha.

-_____________-.... I'm just being too lamee now. Haizzz.

Alright alright. I gotta stop here. Nites.

Love you =)