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Friday, February 25, 2011

Random

Guess what is this!!! Yellow in color with black dots! 


Dont know?
Okay, I catch it up.


Now you know??

Still dont know what's that???

Alright alright, I show you the back.
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Now you should know.....

It is

JAGUNG!!!


Hahahahahaha! This is how I eat jagung.

Plug them out one by one for the first three or four rows. Then you can do this after that. 
Damnnn clean summore. xD

You should try to eat like this. It's fun! 

Thursday, February 24, 2011

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I hate you! I swear I'm not gonna talk to you next time at all! You jerk! 

I hate you!!! 

You're not handsome! You're not cute! And you're rude! I'm not missing you! Not at all!! 

Go away! Get out of my mind! 

*Squeal*

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I feel better now. 

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I think I should put my pictures in my blog when I blog. But I dont have pictures to put. =/

My camwhoring piccies??? But all of 'em already uploaded on fb. 

My pets'? 

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Alright I'm just got nothing to do and nothing to blog about. Yawnnn.

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Stupid questions make me emo. I mean... it ruins my mood somehow. I hate answering stupid questions! Dont ask me stupid questions!

Like asking me 'What's the plan tonight?' at 3am. 

Wtf. Other than movies and surfing everywhere online or food all the homey activities, what else I can do at 3am, before I sleep??! 

If you're reading this, sorry if I offended you. But it's really a stupid question. 

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I wanna go outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. I wanna watch movies and I wanna sing!

Guess all I need is just to get a job. LOL. 

Chloe Yun my loveeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I miss youuuuuuuu! I cant find someone to replace you to hangout with me! My cousin is too boring! 

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Any interesting blog to read ar? Introduce me! =( 



Lifeless to the max! 

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dilemma

Fuck! I spent 2 days to find a new layout for my blog but failed!! The current look is... is just too dull! I think I need something new here, somethingggggg FRESH and CLEAN!

Actually I found loads of nice and beautiful layouts but argh! I always encounter the stupid HTML/ XML codes problem. And I'm totally clueless about it. I wish someone can help me to fix it but sonehow I wish I can do it myself.

Is that too complicated or my brain just doesnt work for complicated stuffs??! Darn.

And another thing is, I dont know what's the freaking wrong with myself. I've to spend so much time to convince myself to try on something different. No matter what! Different food, different taste, different colors and so on. When I get used of one thing I dont really wanna change it again. It's like I already feel comfortable with it and I'm afraid I'll regret after changing it as it might not as good as the previous choice.

I should seriously overcome this shortcoming. Ish.

And now, I dont thinking like wanna change the layout again. -____________-  Maybe I should just maintain unchanged until... I feel like wanna change again. LOL! Or maybe I can change the background into white.

Hmmmmmm.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Hahaahah!! A good conscience is a soft pillow. 

Just now, I accidentally found an application called Networkedblogs. It's like linking your blog to fb, so whenever you got new entry, it'll updates automatically to fb. And all your old entries and everything gonna expose to every facebook users.

When I saw it, I was thinking 'wow it seems kinda cool', got a badge somemore, so I create one for my blog also. Filled in everything needed, approved this approved that, allow access etc, shitloads of procedures. And when I finally done everything, woots! Click in and see...

Wtf!

As you know, if you read my blog, I sometimes talk bad about people, especially recently. Ok la, not really talk bad about people, I gossip and whine about something I dont like and attached some pictures "examples" WHICH I got all of them from fb. And I didnt censor their faces. Hahaha! So if I use that application, everyone gonna know everything I blog about, included my dad and those "examples" here.

Erm... you may say I'm coward lah, dare to blog about it but dare not to expose it. But anyhow we just dont need to be so high profile sometimes, right?? We can make things easier by being a lil' but low profile and yea even though I'm just blog about things that annoyed me on MY BLOG.

Ok, so when I click in the profile I just created on Networkedblogs and see, wa ha ha ha! Damn! Those "examples" were there. Damn attention arousing!

I was like wtf, cannot cannot. So high profile, what if they saw it accidentally and come look for me for whatever reason?! 

Therefore, I deleted it immediately.

This incident tells me, dont do bad things, a good conscience is a soft pillow!!

But I think I'll still blogging everything I want lah. My blog, my freedom. =P

Friday, February 18, 2011

How to write a Resume!?

Ok I told everyone I'm gonna find a job after CNY and it already after CNY, people keeeeeeeeep on asking me what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do when you gonna start working blah blah blah.

During CNY, all the elders, friends, friends' friends, friends' friends' friends... they first thing they say to me after I wish them Happy CNY, they ask, 'what are you doing now? Study?' Nope. 'Then working? What you work as?' Nnnnope, I'm not working either. Then lesson starts.

Cannot wannn! Girls must have their own income! Dont rely on guys! Boh lang ai! This and that. I know I know I know...

I'm so gonna sure they'll never give up asking me that until I get a job. I know I know they are just concern about me.

Geez! I'm finding! Fucking stop asking me! Fine, I still THINKING what to do. Hahaha! 

So yesterday, I decided to make the first step! Find some vacancies online! See whether there's anything I can do. And then I realized,




I . Dont . Know . How . To . Write . A . Resume




Google it! Google solves everything!

What?? I never worked before mah! Photo shooting and modeling dont need a resume. =( I bet most of you dont know how to write also! Like Patrick! He doesnt know too!

First off,
resume is a selective record of your background — your educational, military, and work experience, your certifications, abilities, and so on. You send it, sometimes accompanied by an application letter, to potential employers when you are seeking job interviews.
The focus of the resume assignment is readability, effective design, and adaptation to audience expectations. 


To know more about it? 


You dont know how to write a resume too??


You need this. Go HERE! Detailed! And you're welcome. Hahaha!



Also, I noticed there's one thing I dont understand what's that mean in the application, I think it appears in almost all applications.  


Notice period.


Google again! In case you got the same problem like me, Due to my angelic personality, I'd like to share it with you! =D

So what is a notice period?

A notice period is the amount of time an employee has to give from the time he decides to quit until he actually stops working. In this context, since it is on your job application, the company is asking how much notice you need to give your current employer before you actually stop your current job. In other words, they want to know when you'd be free to start. It sounds like you are not currently working, so the answer would be "I am available immediately."

In an easier word, it is the time that you are required to give the company before quiting.

I think I'm gonna put 4 weeks as a month goes by very fast, which means that I will give the company 4 weeks notice upon quiting!



And now I know how to write a resume! xD

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Annoying Facebook users

Come, let's talk about some annoying phenomenon we can find on fb. Sorry but I just cant hold my myself not to talk about it. Tsk. As you may know, I got almost 5k so called 'friends' in my friend list, so I've seen pretty much more than enough of those really really annoying ones.

P/s: Nah I'm not showing off my 5k friends har. I guess my real friends wont more than 500. But what to do, I was kinda excited to see tons of friend requests when I login my fb. As I was excited I just approved all of em no matter who are they but I did categorized them lah such as those I know and those I dont. And I'm receiving the karma of being self-satisfied to see all kinds of annoying people on my page. =/

Number 1

So I've been talk about it few days ago.

Announce to the world that their pictures are uneditted but in fact you can see nothing on it 'cause the whole face already covered by their fringe and hands. Read here.

Like this. The best example.
 Sorry I use your picture again. =(




Despite saying your picture uneditted, what kind of posture is that?! You . Are . A . Guy 
Cant you at least 'zi lian' like a MAN?! Tsk.

Number 2

About Narcissism. I talked about this before too.

It's actually nothing wrong lah. Everyone more or less got a bit narcissism wan. I'm one of them but I cannot tahan some people, they create an album EVERY month and named it 'Me in January', 'Me in February', 'Me in March'.... PLEASEEEEEEE LAHHHHHH. You thought people really wanna know how much you've change in every month meh?!

And you know whta's the worst? The one I've seen, is a GUY. Can you PLEASE PLEASE dont be so sissy? NO ONE INTERESTED TO KNOW WHETHER YOU GROW A PIMPLE ON YOUR FACE OR NOT. Geez!

I'm sorry I didnt censor your face. =( But I think you dont mind 'cause you're quite attention seeking also.


Number 3

"Pls Click Like *heart"


This is really really annoying. I mean why you bother how many people like your pictures? It's not like you're a model or actress or whatever shit who needs to create publicity, you are just a nobody. Stop living in the satisfaction of poeple liking your album. And asking people to like your picture like a assemblyman gapes for votes makes you look ridiculous. =/

I admit I glad to see my friends like my pictures too but at least I wont so 'bu yao lian' write there ask people to like it lorh. They'll like it if they like what.

Number 4

When they update their status, they'll type this way





You dont need to type "say" when you start to type, people know you said that! You dont designate your name when you're about to say something! Argh. Okay fine, maybe it's not THAT annoying but I found it annoys me a lot. -.-

Jasmine says: It's annoying!

Wtf.

Number 5

When they type, they type this way





....not troublesome meh? I wonder how you type too. And it doesnt make your sentences look any better or cuter, in fact, it takes more times for people to know what you're writing.

Number 6

Update EVERY SINGLE THING they've done, I mean everyday. EVERYDAY!

"I'm awake!"
"I'm doing revision."
"I'm going out!"
"Off to bed!" 
etc
No one cares actually.

Ok lah, I used to do it last time, but not everything single thing la! I found it quite annoying when I see people update their status like this, so I stopped. Lol! But of course lah, it's your freedom to update anything on your fb. As long as you happy mah hor.

What else huh?

Hmmmm... I'll update it when I found some other annoying case. Hahaha.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Muntatt... why must you leave us so early? 


I miss you so badly...


I encountered so many things within the days without you. How I wish I can talk to you, whine to you like how I used to be... I promised I'll always be there for you but why you didnt do the same to me? I miss everything of us, the calls, your whines, the happiness and sadness, everything we used to share with each other. Muntatt... how are you doing there? =( Did you see how everyone misses you? And Vonn your sister... Must watch them up there you know? And your sunshine. =)


How much longer does it gonna take for me to get over these emptiness without you? 


You will always have a space in my heart which no one can replace it. 


Now this is the only place I can talk to you, so must always drop by and read it k? 



"I didnt edit my pictures!" Hana hana very pretty la.

I sometimes wonder a common thing on fb, why some girls they can create an album and designate it those photos are uneditted. WHO CARES? Who cares if you editted you photos or not?

I mean, people will know it from your photos whether you eddited it or not. I think pictures of 'no makeup' will be more lookable loh.

Kindly have a look at this photo I found accidentally on my news feed. I wonder why her picture appears on my news feed 'cause she's not even on my friendlist.

P/s: Nah, I dont hate her, I dont even know who's that. I'm talking about 'uneditted photos'. If you know her, kindly pass my apologize to her, 'cause I just picked her randomly. 



......Hmmmmmm.

I only can see her eyes. Or I should say I can barely see her face.

The main thing to edit is the face and she already covered 3/4 of it.

Then what's the POINT of saying it 'uneditted'??! Got things to edit meh like that?!

And I dont know whether she spells it in purpose or not, she cant even spell 'edit' correctly.

She captioned 'Ugly loh' under the picture but honestly, I cant tell whether it's ugly or not. Well at least you got a pair of big eyes. I think you wont be so ugly. But I'm amazed by the pouches under your left eye. It's almost the same size with your eyes. Did you editted it?!  *Oops



By the way, I thinkkkkkkk.. when girls captioned their pictures (which are actually not that bad) in a demean way, they intended to get something in opposite like compliments from other people to build up their confidence or just to get some satisfactions from the praises haha.

Like saying 'Omg I'm so ugly!' on a picture like

THIS

(I got the same comic!) (She didnt say that la. She said ugly only.)

I think it's obvious enough that you want more people praise you pretty instead.

'Cause you wont upload a picture if you REALLY think it's ugly. I wont, at least. Lol.



But I think I do the same thing also. Owh wait, did I?

I think I praise my own self more than saying myself ugly or what. Haha! People might think I'm just an attention seeker or a faker who try to get more attentions. =( Like I wanna say I want smaller boobs, some people might think I'm just showing off but they dont know! I really wish to have smaller boobs! They dont know the suffering of having a boobs size like mine in my height! I look short and fat! But indeed, I'm short and fat also lah. -.-

Back to the topic, I wont say myself ugly unless I'm really fugly in the picture.
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Ok, I just went through all my photos and I found I really never say myself ugly. Haha!! Not all photos la, only the album only me. And I really just praise myself like I like my hair 'cause I really do! And I'll haughtily flaunt my zero-makeup picture with a big caption 'No makeup' and two exclamatory marks at the back. xD

I think I'm kinda narcissistic. =X

Owh wait, HAHAHA this



I captioned fish face. I sincerely think this is kind of scary...

Ew I'm so 'zi lian' and that's quite disturbing. -___-
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I end up talking about my narcissism. Wth.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Lipsssssssss! (Super Random)

  


The Many Gilt. Lips
Lips





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Aint theare juicy?~ xD

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

An Asshole

There's one kind of human, they got super high confidence, they thought everything is under their control, they thought they are the core as they thought they are important to you or everyone that even if they lie to you, they THOUGHT you'll forgive and forget about it. And when things didnt work out the way it was supposed to for them, they blame everything to others. Awesome.

There's a person, specifically a guy, around me.

I ran into him in the club that night and that was the third times we met. We barely talk before that or I should say we NEVER TALK before. He then asked for my numbers and I thought he's a closed friend of Muntatt so I think it'll be okay to give him my number, and one thing, I never expect he'd contact me after that, too. So I gave him my numbers.

At the same night, when I was already home, he texted me and phoned me after that.

I was actually quite emo that time and I just need someone to talk so I permitted him to call me when he asked for it. And we talked.

I cant remember what we had talk about but I'm sure we were crapping until he confessed to me that he likes me out of sudden.

I was like 'Wow? Aint he has a gf?' 'cause he added me up on fb the next day after the first time we met and I went his profile once, that's why I know he already has a gf.

So I asked,

'I thought you have a gf?' 


'We broke up two days ago.' 

That's what I remember for the whole conversation of the night and after that what we had talk about was he forcing me to be his gf. -.-



I JUST NEEDED SOME ANYONE TO TALK TO! 


I then went his fb profile for the second times. Nohhhhhh his relationship status says 'In a relationship with someone'. I think I asked him about it I just cant remember what he answered to me BUT I AM THINKING, since you said you ALREADY broke up with your gf two days ago, why does your relationship status still havent change to 'Single'? 

So I told him, come and talk to me about it again when your relationship status change to 'Single' in two days.

Fine, I wasnt really care whether he got a gf or not as I'm totally not interested in him. So I dont need doubt at what  he said. It was like an excuse avoiding this topic.

And he still calls me up the next few days in a row, I think it maintained for around a week. Call me EVERYDAY.

What??! I was try to be polite to him that's why I picked up his calls since he actually did not do anything bad to me yet.

Even though he called me everyday, we actually got nothing to say. He got nothing to talk to me as well. He can call me for 3 hours and there is half of it we're not talking anything.

We keep silent until I cannot tahan again, I try to find something to say like 'What are you doing?'

There's once, I asked the question. And he answered me,

'.....I'm thinking something.' (Nah! I am sure he IS not.)


'What are you thinking?'


'Something la.' (See, toldya he wasnt using his brain.)


'What la?'


'I'm thinkinggggggg... wherther I'm important to Jasmine Tan or not.' (NOW he found something to say, but wth is that?!)


'Then what's the conclusion?'


'Conclusion is, I'm just a nobody.' (THANK GOD YOU KNOW!)




He actually also expected me to text him first everyday which I never did. Then he'll call me at night and tell me he hates me 'cause I never make the initiative.

PLEASE! You are like a stranger to me and we got nothing to talk! Why would I talk to you first?! And it wasnt even my fault! And DONT ask me whether did I miss you! I DONT! And dont fucking act like you're sad when I say NO 'cause YOU'RE NOT! 

Got once, he talks to me on msn, HE talked to me first. But he was talking and replying with very short sentences. It's actually freaking boring to talk with him, so I tried to reply with more words so he could talk more but still he was replying me with hort sentences. So I cant tahan already, and I asked,

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'Why you're replying so liltle words?'


''Cause you mai chai wa I also mai chai you d.' (Wtf?! Like I careeeeeeeeeeee! P/s: In case you dont know, mai chai means dont pay attention to him)


'Then why bother to talk to me?'


'Cause I like you.'

WTH?! Please, if you really mai chai me, can you please, PLEASE dont talk to me on msn?

And all these things happened within 2 weeks! Which he IS STILL A STRANGER TO ME!

And of course, his relationship status still remain the same.

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Last two days, he suddenly talk to me on msn. PROUDLY asking me to go check out his relationship status on fb, he changed it already.

So I went, it's still 'In a relationship'.

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'What's the different?'


'Got. It was 'In a relationship with someone' and now it's 'In a relationship' only.'


'It's STILL the same.'

Blah blah blah...


'Haiz nvm la. Since you already dont want me, then nvm' (I NEVER WANT YOU!)


'It's up to you.'


'I want but you dont want, what I can do and say.' (WTH YOU WANT?!) 
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It's not like I want you in the beginning and I ditched you in the end! I NEVER WANT IT!

And are you blaming me for these? I told you from the very first place that I'm not interested in you. Fine I didnt tell, but I very obviously hinted you, YOU ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA. 

Instead of blaming me did you realized you are JUST AN OVERCONFIDENCE ASSHOLE? You go after me, you lied to me that you already broke up with your gf in fact she's still your gf. And you thought I'll certainly fall for you but I'm sorry you're failed. And you're just a coward


Ridiculous. 

Ok fine, it's the last conversation and it was last two days.

And the next day, I saw he changed his profile picture into a picture of his and his gf, which according to him that he doesnt love his gf anymore and already broke up?

Can someone tell me what he's thinking?!

No wait, please dont tell me, I dont wanna know.

Owh and you're engaged now. Congratulations.



I didnt hate you actually. But I despise you from now onwards. 
I feel sad for your gf at the same time. 



I swear if you dare to put your guts on your face to CALL ME AGAIN, you'll know what's gonna happens. 


I'm gonna put your full name here and share it on fb. Try me.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

年初二

Second day of Chinese New Year.


Woots! Spent it at UPR just now. 


In fact, got nothing much to talk about it. Usual thing like how I party. And met up with loads of people as usual. 


I was at Monkey Bar there and went in Mois at 2am. It's always nice to be there 'cause I'll surely meet up with loads of friends. 


Patrick was there. Hock Nam was there. Everyone was there. I even met some people from my high school. They were soooooo enthusiastic. Haha.


Too bad Muntatt you werent here. Everyone's missing you. =)


Took some piccies actually, will post up either here or fb or both but definitely not now. 


My eyes are closing. -.-


People! Happy Chinese New Year!!!! 新年快乐!!!


Huat arrrr!!! xDDD


Grrrrr I'm so excited!! Lol!! 


Morning! Cya!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Muntatt, it's Feb now. 


Few days more it gonna be CNY.


One week more it gonna be a month since you left us.


And two weeks more it gonna be Valentines' Day!


Hahaha you said if you cant find a gf in two months you'll go after me. Then I'll sayyyy 'Please, like you have no choice to choose me!'


By the way, did you got any kangtaos there? Tsk tsk. I'm sure you're partying and drinking now you drunkard! 


Hahaha I'm imagining how I'll bully you if you're here. 


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I dont like to talk alone. I miss youuuuuuuu. 


Some more I got grounded! Very sien wan you know to stay at home and no one talk to me!!


Owh got la. Patrick got talk to me. 


Wei! CNY coming soon! We supposed to be party like crazyyyyy. 


And and Valentines' Day, I'm soooooo sure you gonne ask me to teman 'cause you dont have a valentine! As you know, SINCE WE ARE SO FRIENDSSSSS, I'll surely surely be there for you! xD 


I know I'm a nice friend, it's a waste that you left me so soon. =( Hmph. 


Hmmm... =( I miss you...


Haiz. Damn chit thor talking alone now. =/